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The most practical Doctors are Japanese
His name is Akio Kiyosaki
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up heart does not make you live longer; its like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take a Nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no.
Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good.
Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit. So you get even more of goodness that way.
Beer also made of grain. Grain good too.
Bottoms up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain… Good!
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad ????
Q: Is chocolate bad for me ?
A: You crazy ?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! Its best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, Explain Whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is also a shape!
Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions may have had about food and diets.
And Remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to Skid in Sideways – Beer in one hand – Chocolate in the other – Body thoroughly used up, Totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, What a Ride!!
– Enjoy Life
